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The Origin of the musical term “Gig”

In musical terms, it is an easy answer! New Orleans was a French-speaking colony. The word was transformed from "Gigue", meaning a dance (specifically, a French 18th-century dance), but the meaning probably was morphed to mean a musical performance of any type. Hence, "I have a gig, tonight" originally meant "I am playing for a dance, tonight" and later meant "I have a musical engagement, tonight" (not necessarily a "dance", however)

Just in case you weren't feeling

too old today:

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The people who started college this fall

 were born in 1991.

They are too young to remember

the space shuttle blowing up.  

The CD was introduced two years

 before they were born.

They have always had

an answering machine.

They have always had cable.

Jay Leno has always been

on the Tonight Show.

Popcorn has always

                been microwaved.                  

They don't know who Mork was

or where he was from.

They never heard: 'Where's the Beef?', 'I'd walk a mile for a Camel', or

 'de plane, Boss, de plane'.

They don't have a clue

how to use a typewriter.
 
....AND they never knew our world

without PLASTIC!

  GOLFERS ONLY –

NO ONE ELSE  WILL UNDERSTAND

Don't buy a putter until you've had

 a chance to throw it.

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.

No matter how bad you are playing,

it is always possible to play worse.

Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts


It's not a gimme if you're still away.

You can hit a two acre fairway 10% of the time and a two inch branch 90% of the time.

Since bad shots come in groups of three, a fourth bad shot is 

actually the beginning of the next group of three.

Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe.

There are two things you can learn by stopping your back-swing at the top and checking the position of your hands: how many hands you have,
and which one is wearing the glove.

Hazards attract; fairways repel.

It's easier to get up at 6:00 AM to play golf

 than at 10:00 to mow the yard.

A good drive on the 18th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving up the game.

It's amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house will replace his divots, repair his ball marks, and rake his sand traps.

It takes longer to learn to be a good golfer than it does to become a brain surgeon. On the other hand, you don't get to ride around on a cart, drink beer, and eat hot dogs if you are performing Brain Surgery!!!!